Thursday, March 5, 2015

Auntie and the Team have a crystal ball

Dear Nieces and Nephews, as promised, here are some of Aunties predictions: 
                                                                     
                                                       

Langdon Chapman will have team orange in his rear view mirror and be employed at one of the casinos. Langdon will stroll around the casino overseeing operations as if he was he was Rick from the movie Casablanca. He runs into Angela Rosier and says "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine"

Melissa Bonacic who has taken to actually speaking at meetings, is being groomed for daddy's seat now.

Senator Bonacic will retire with a big grin on his face; he will no longer have to double dip for the sake of his wife.

Rumors abound about our missing Sheriff Carl Dubois. Auntie and the team think he is in witness protection. In the meantime his Under-sheriff has placed two more stars on his collar, making him like a five star general. We predict that the Under-sheriff will get a colt 45 with ivory grips just like General Patton.

Valley View will be a shining example of why we should not listen to the likes of CGR and Uncle Phil {of CGR and Clark Patterson Lee)and their nursing home report. (OK, that was easy since it is already happening).

And last, but not least; winter will be ending soon

5 comments:

  1. Why would Sen. Bonacic retire. Hed cut his pay in half and still do the same amount of work

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  2. The same work? For who the casinos?

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  3. Oh my, I live in Ms. Bonacic's legislative district.

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  4. Please Tom, take her OC Legislative seat NOW!!!!! The views of her constituents need to be represented for a change!!

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  5. Melissa is a useless puppet, we don't want her in the senate or oc legislature.

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