Dear Nieces and Nephews, your Auntie and the Team present the following, with apologies to the family of Frederic Weatherly.
Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes they are a smoking’
Got glaucoma in your eye? just start the tokin’.
Never fear! ‘Cause it’s you Danny will save!
At least you'll have fun before you hit your grave!
From glen to glen, all the plants will be waving,
In Depewville we will see the pot heads meet their craving!
There in sunshine or in the shade,
Danny will make sure this pot makes the grade!
Oh Danny boy! The jobs, the jobs are in the making’,
And saving farms! There will be no fakin’!
Who cares about long term effects?
This pot farm is something Danny perfects!
NEWS ALERT NEWS ALERT: UPDATE!
The dairy farmers may be competitive with these pot farmers!
The
plan is for OC dairy farmers to feed their cows only marijuana
so that the milk has a high THC content.
so that the milk has a high THC content.
They plan to market it as "Miracle Milk" because it will cure
everything from warts to tooth decay. If they are successful they will also market the product as a
“cure all” enema.
DANNY the KID CLOWN is now appearing in his self styled SHARK TANK SHOW hood winking the DUMB & DUMMMER, by his GOTCHA RED SIGNAL LITE PROGRAM? MARIHUANA CURE ALLFARMS, TUNNEL TO NO WERE,WATER PARK,PERHAPS HIS SIDE KICK MEMARLARE AN JOE OWEN BODY GUARD IS CAN FURTHER THE DEPEWVILLE ADJENDA IF HE GETS ELECTED TO WALLKILL TOWN BOARD.
ReplyDeleteFUNNY article.Keep up the great work Auntie!
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