Surprise!!! part 3 (apologies for the piecemeal approach)

Here is a TRUE story involving your Auntie:

Auntie Alibi was out and about in Goshen one fine Saturday MORNING in April and she came upon the following sight, outside a well-known Goshen drinking establishment. (One that all the OC Republican "hoy polloi" frequent on Friday nights)

See first picture

Why, It must be Karl Brabenec hot on the campaign trail! But wait! That sound! What is it? Auntie draws closer...

See second picture

  

Could this be? Is it Karl Brabenec, NYS Assembly candidate in his car sleeping and snoring? With the radio blaring? OMG! It is! Could it be that he was resting after his Friday night fun? Auntie was concerned for his safety because he appeared to be comatose. Auntie made a few phone calls.  

The Village of Goshen PD rousted him out of his deep slumber concerned that he had medical issue. It took a while to wake him. Once awake, he lit a cigarette to get his bearings. Auntie saw it all.

There was no report, not even a blotter entry. I guess it's nice to be a Town Supervisor/Assembly candidate. 

Friday night

Saturday morning 

It is good that he has those license plates and the bumper stickers, if he gets lost, folks can just return him to Deer Park or Albany. 

I now understand when MY Aunties used to say: "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear" 

Think of this: Do you really want this sow's ear to Albany? Do you want people in Albany to think that he is a true representation of our district and our community? I know I don't!!! He is definitely no Howard Mills or Annie Rabbitt!!!  

And the fun continues; here is one of his campaign event announcements:  

Brabenec for Assembly
Summer Tiki Luau Party
Thursday, May 29, 2014                              6pm to 9 pm

Erie Tiki Bar, 9 Jersey Avenue, Port Jervis
Beer, wine, soda, Hors d'oeuvres, and a summer specialty drink included...    $35 per person

Tiki Event Sponsor - $500 (4 tickets included with recognition)
Torch Sponsor - $250 (2 tickets included with recognition)
Flower Leis Sponsor - $100 (1 ticket included with recognition)

What exactly has changed since those days of Karlapoolza? Not much.

 beer, wine, liquor... 

Yeah, send HIM to Albany, not the educated gentleman and family man.