Another big wind

Oh what a busy day!

STEVE SAID: “Based on their track record to spend $10 million to move forward on the plan and the votes in the committees [Tuesday], I believe that after May 1 if that is voted upon, you will see construction started this summer in Goshen.”

Question: Is that the 10 million he saved from unloading Valley View?

HOOVLER SAID: “This case again demonstrates that the abuse of street drugs is related to the abuse of prescription narcotics. We will hold accountable any healthcare workers who abuse their positions to gain access to illicit substances.”

Another news article! Another big wind! (Your Auntie did promise not to use the vernacular again after her momentary lapse from decorum) From the internet newspaper: “LPN at Valley View arrested on drug charges” Good thing we got rid of that place! A den of iniquity!!! Full of Heroin!!!

You know, this has given your Auntie a great idea for a new TV show, let me know what you think:

One star of the TV program is a newly elected District Attorney who is anxious to prove his worth despite his appearance and barely passing the bar exam. So he institutes a plan where he, in order to impress his friend, another elected official (who hears robotic voices in his head, as a neat plot twist) persecutes, oops, prosecutes the union employees of the county run nursing home. Suddenly, ALL of the employees are abusing prescription drugs and doing heroin!!! Just think of the weekly episodes starring our protagonist as he targets yet another unsuspecting nurse who does not know that the package mailed to her/him anonymously contains…wait for it…HEROIN!!! Oh the laughs, as the healthcare worker is trotted off to the county jail! And another win for the DA on the show! And off course, each episode ends with the DA press conference. But wait! There’s more!

The other star of the show is a County Executive with the robotic voices in his head. He has a super- obsession to sell off the county run nursing home no matter what. It turns out that the voices have been telling him that the residents of the nursing home are actually pod people (ala “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”) from another planet posing as Senior Citizens, Veterans and persons in need of rehab! So he MUST sell the nursing home to a private company, Billy Big Bucks Enterprises, who is fully equipped to eliminate these infiltrators! BUT he cannot do it outright because that will wake up the pod people who ears are trained to listen for the words: “sale” or “selling”. So they come up with the idea of forming a company to “oversee” the nursing home all the while getting ready to sell it to the Billy Big Bucks Company. Only then will this CE feel safe. Oh! Imagine the episodes as each POD Senior is rolled out in a garbage can! What hi-jinks! 

Does this seem too fantastic to you? Why? It is a better explanation than what we‘ve been given. 



 The TV show will also have a county legislature…