Mary Jane in Depewville

Dear Nieces and Nephews, your Auntie and the Team present the following, with apologies to the family of Frederic Weatherly.

Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes they are a smoking’

Got glaucoma in your eye? just start the tokin’.

Never fear! ‘Cause it’s you Danny will save!

At least you'll have fun before you hit your grave!

From glen to glen, all the plants will be waving,

In Depewville we will see the pot heads meet their craving!

There in sunshine or in the shade,

Danny will make sure this pot makes the grade!

Oh Danny boy! The jobs, the jobs are in the making’,

And saving farms! There will be no fakin’!

Who cares about long term effects?

This pot farm is something Danny perfects!

NEWS ALERT NEWS ALERT: UPDATE!

The dairy farmers may be competitive with these pot farmers!

The plan is for OC dairy farmers to feed their cows only marijuana
so that the milk has a high THC content. 

They plan to market it as "Miracle Milk" because it will cure everything from warts to tooth decay. If they are successful they will also market the product as a “cure all” enema.