WHERE WAS DAVID HOOVLER?

WHERE WAS DAVID HOOVLER? A woman from Middletown who worked at the Galleria Macy’s in Walkill was arrested by the State Police. She was charged with stealing $19K from the store. A serious crime!!! Where was Hoovler? Not on the scene!!! WHY? I’ll tell you why!!! It is because it was not Valley View and THERE WAS NO HEROIN!!!!

In RUTLAND, Vt. (AP) -- A former Walgreens pharmacist, Brandon Cigana of Whitehall, N.Y. has pleaded not guilty to a charge that he diverted more than 700 prescription painkiller pills for his own use. WHERE WAS DAVID HOOVLER? THIS ONE AT LEAST HAS DRUGS INVOLVED!!! REMEMBER, HOOVLER SAID: “We will hold accountable any healthcare workers who abuse their positions to gain access to illicit substances.” This is a pharmacist! A health care worker!

Oh, Auntie”, you might say,” this is not even in Orange County” BUT WAIT! If the County Executive can exert his influence outside the county in Bloomingburg, WHY CAN’T DAVID HOOVLER??? “Oh, but Auntie” you continue “The CE did not do anything about Bloomingburg even though it was one of his campaign promises, you don’t control things outside your jurisdiction”

Then your Auntie Alibi would say “Didn’t anyone notice that before they voted for him?”

 

Coming soon: the plot for the next episode of the TV show, which Auntie decided to call: "Lemon County"